Drewseph, Definitely Human
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Welcome to my channel, there's clean walls here.

I don't take this seriously and this isn't my job. There will be random upload times, unhinged community posting, no monetization (ever) and hopefully no ads either, but who knows with this site nowadays.

Do not trust me, for I am not your friend.


Drewseph, Definitely Human

If you're drunk enough, Taylor Swift's Reputation is a good album.

1 day ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Doing taxes on meth is probably an experience that only a select few in society ever get to experience, if you really think about it.

2 days ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Science experiment where we see if the microplastic levels in Tommy Lee's balls could poison and kill a starving piranha fish.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Haters will say I made it when I make it but true fans will say I fell off when I fall off but fairweather fans will say they forgot about me when I get mentioned but non-fans will say they don't know me or care to when I upload a video but your mom will say she remembers me when I show up on her screen but the doctor will say she failed a life-saving operation on someone who looked like me who had gotten into an accident several years prior to when I started (ironically) passionately throwing it back on camera fully clothed for a small but devoted audience of fellow humans like myself.

1 week ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Next video's cancelled because it sucks, replacing it with another video coming soon

1 week ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I'm sold, I'm naming my child Asmodeus. Nothing will go wrong from this decision.

2 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

Whenever you feel like you're not properly placed in today's society, just remember that there's people alive today who actually like swing music.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

The channel soundtrack's release is being delayed by a month due to lack of content, I'll repent for this as soon as I get out of bed, maybe an hour or two from now.

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

Drewseph, Definitely Human

I love 7Up, man.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2

Drewseph, Definitely Human

If I ever get elected as pwesident, I'm swearing in with my hand over a copy of Oahspe. Watching the Chief Justice hold that outstretched is going to be funny af.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1