Stoned Vet

My son and my dad’s birthday are both in the beginning of February… last week my dad and today my son!

Little Big Man is a beast! 17 yrs old and this weekend visiting Duke and North Carolina and this summer I’m taking him to visit Perdue… he’s taking 5 AP classes this year and is playing lacrosse, dude is a stud. I couldn’t be prouder of the man he’s becoming and he’s kept this smile his whole life!

2 hours ago | [YT] | 23

Stoned Vet

Il Padrone's 86th birthday dinner... he severely distrusts unnecesary sentimentality but my dad's my hero!

14 hours ago (edited) | [YT] | 45

Stoned Vet

Sometimes it can be hard for people to get into a new lolcow since it often requires at least some knowledge of the backstory, chats usually have a bunch of shorthand jokes and it's not always easy to find an access point into a river that's already flowing fast.

That said, if you're looking for a new lolcow I think my live from the other day is a good start point to get into ReTodd (aka ‪@Generally_Specific‬). It's ReTodd in all his glory... he uses his military service as sword and shield while he's going after another vet he's jealous of, questions if that vet is stolen valor, changes his own "combat" stories again, blames the Jews for chemically poisoning the snow, claims Jews control the weather, gets super triggered by the chat... and his cohost is a legit slow!

The dude is a real life Walter Sobchak if Walter sat in his basement showing off his wife's pistol while yelling threats at the internet.

Also, it's us vets making fun of another huge doofus of a "thank me for my service" vet so maybe it'll give civilians who don't know him the ok to roast him too. I'll put up ReTodd's lolcow bona fides against any lolcow with a larger following. Hopefully this is a good access point for people to join the fun because I want to share the joy his unintentional comedy brings me!
#DoofusCrest #StonerSofa

2 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 8

Stoned Vet

I like my women skinny and my bitches chunky

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 54

Stoned Vet

McGoff & The Potato

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 61

Stoned Vet

Dirty Hippie can eat again! I’ll let him talk about the retreat whenever he’s ready but here’s a sneak peak: it immediately changed his life!

He hasn’t been able to eat for years. If you only know him from YT it might not be noticeable but he’s been wasting away since not being able to eat without it wreaking havoc on him.

So this isn’t just a pic of an ugly mother fucker eating shitty pizza, it’s a pic of a guy getting his life back!

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 74

Stoned Vet

Semper Fi and happy birthday to my brother and sister devil Dogs! From wearing Dress Blues at the embassy to sweating in dirty cammies on the dusty streets of Iraq, I had the privilege to serve in peace and war with the toughest, smartest and most dedicated group of foul-mouthed magnificent bastards humanity has ever created!

My 10 years in the Marine Corps helped forge who I am today and I have life long bonds with true warriors from that shared experience. Hell, our beverage company is happening because of a Marine buddy I served with 20 years ago and stayed friends with ever since.

The Marine Corps is in my blood so it’s with great pride that I get to say Semper Fi Teufel Hundens and happy 250th birthday to our beloved Corps!

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The Marines don't have that problem” - Ronald Reagan

3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 19

Stoned Vet

Her looks always crack me up!

3 months ago | [YT] | 62

Stoned Vet

At the lake with Stella... we start fires, Stella drinks lake water and I do a review from nature! New video up tonight!
#Military #Cannabis #PTSD #StellaTheBulldog

3 months ago | [YT] | 46

Stoned Vet

The Potato

3 months ago | [YT] | 45