My Mission: To transmute YOUR watch time into YOUR Dream Car. No merch, no entry fees—just pure Alchemical growth!!!
Tired of giveaway 'scams' where you have to buy a $50 t-shirt for a 1-in-a-million chance? Same. Help me stop this kinda of corruption and reward YOU the Subscriber!!!
Let’s keep it simple, I’m just gonna start at the beginning of my emails from y’all in a first-come, first-serve fashion, beginning with the first email I received back in June, 2025!!!
Here's the deal: Look at my shorts as a sort of “Menu” so have a look around and once you choose your dream car, email me! After I’m set up, IM GIVING AWAY AS MANY CARS AS I CAN FOR AS LONG AS I CAN!!!
I’ll keep posting shorts, until enough views tip the scales and then I start delivering cars!!!
I CANNOT DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR BELIEF IN MY MISSION AND I WONT ASK FOR A PENNY! SO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
Just choose your dream car, then email me!!!
EMAIL- vehicularalchemy@icloud.com
-The Vehicular Alchemist
Vehicular Alchemy
Wanna know how much I ACTUALLY want for each car? Let’s make movie magic a reality!
You guys remember that scene in Joe Dirt? Joe’s standing there, looking for a break, and that old lady asks him:
"Well, what you got in your pocket?"
He pulls out a few bucks and some lint, and she hands him the keys to a 1967 Plymouth GTX Hemi Convertible. People watch that and think it’s just Hollywood fiction. I’m here to tell you—in this garage, we’re making it a reality.
So, I’m asking all of you:
If I looked at you right now and asked, "What you got in your pocket?"... would you be ready for the keys?
Stay tuned. The first dream-car is coming, and it’s going to prove that pixels really can turn into pistons.
LIFES A GARDEN! Dig IT!!!!!!!!
- The Vehicular Alchemist
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My email is back up on the channel description. I forgot to put it back in when moving some stuff around! In case you need to email me your dream car,
Email me: vehicularalchemy@icloud.com
-The Vehicular Alchemist
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🚀6,000 SUBSCRIBERS: MISSION ACCELERATING 🚀
The scales are tipping. We’ve officially crossed 6,000 Alchemists in this fleet.
While others are still stuck in the "merch-trap" of the old reality, we are over 7.1 million views deep into transmuting pure attention into the 'Vehicle Fund'.
The Status Check:
7.1M Views: The pressure is building.
3.7K Comments: The "Menu" requests are being logged.
The Manifest: I am still working through the email queue in strict first-come, first-serve order starting from June 2025.
The Goal: We keep the engine revving until the AdSense hits the redline, and then the daily car deliveries begin.
No entry fees. No $50 t-shirts. Just pure belief in the mission.
Stay engaged. Comment your dream car. Let's turn these pixels into pistons!
- The Vehicular Alchemist
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If I start making videos before I start delivering cars, what kind of content would yall want?? We gotta speed up this monetization! (See channel description.) Car history?? Current car news?? I’m open to any and all ideas. This is for YOU so YOU should have a say in my channel. Talk soon.
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