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By the request of @hecticabaldeon (my if you want your tag taken off)

Here is more ✨️Unhinged sh1t my friends say.✨️ we have a quote book where we put quotes from me and my friends that make me question our sanity more than I already do. TW/CW. (@bus3 is brought up) I wouldn't call the things we say messed up for no reason.

"No! It will be naked and venerable" -E (dont worry, it's not about a person)

"Aw man, now I can threaten you without sounding like one of your abusers" -E

"Why do all of you like grown men so much?" -E

"Sorry, but i like women." -Me

"Russian woman ARE hot" -Me

"You're just depressed" -E

"What did you do to that poor straw!?" -E

(This one has two parts)

"WHAT WAS THAT!?" -E

"A cry for help" -me

"You're on the spectrum, darling" -E (to me, btw)

"I'll make you ANOTHER half-naked guy to put on your wall." -N

"Dont undress me in public!" -N

"DONT USE MY WATER BOTTLE AS AN ASSULT WEAPON!" -me

"Listen, I say some pretty cool sh1t" -N

"You are a gay" -E

"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GAY!" -E

"Is her entire camera roll just full of sleeping children?" -N

Let me know your opinion! XD -♡Cryptic

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𖤓Crypt1c Cr3@tur3𖤓

✨️Welcome✨️ to unhinged sh1t my friends say. By the end of each day, I've usually got a good few quotes from my friends that make me question their sanity more than I already do. TW: d3@th

"I wish I was in a candy world where I eat endless candy and then have the biggest sugar rush a human has ever experienced and then laugh until I die" - Y

"Do you want to touch my calves?" -S

Feel free to give your opinion! Go drink some water-♡Cryptic

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𖤓Crypt1c Cr3@tur3𖤓

Relizing I can block all people who aren't subscribed from commenting, which will mean haters can't comment and if they wanted to, they would have to subscribe to me, which will prove even more that they have no life since they would have to go out of their way to subscribe so they could comment. XD