The Swellington Tonight

Late-night AM radio for people who don’t trust explanations anymore.

The Swellington Tonight is a long-form call-in show where people explain the moment everything quietly went wrong.

Some calls begin with something insignificant.
A missed email.
A joke taken seriously.
A laugh at the wrong time.

What follows is not a debate, an exposé, or a redemption arc — but a calm, uninterrupted account of how small decisions collapse entire lives.

The host listens.
The caller explains.
Nothing is resolved.

New episodes explore power, bureaucracy, belief, and absurdity — one call at a time.

This is not satire.
It just sounds like it.



The Swellington Tonight

🚨 WE’RE GOING LIVE TONIGHT 🚨

Tonight on The Swellington Tonight — things get wild.
Our guest claims he invented Handi-Glasses to stop misunderstandings… but the real story behind them? Way stranger than you think. 👀

Expect laughs, chaos, and a reveal you won’t see coming.

⏰ Live Tonight — Don’t miss it.
📡 Streaming on Rumble • YouTube • X • Twitch

#LiveShow #Tonight #PodcastLive #StreamingNow #DontMissIt

1 day ago | [YT] | 0

The Swellington Tonight

He got a traffic ticket.
But says the real problem is he can’t read the sign.
Tonight, we interview a man who believes his school failed him — and he’s been quietly guessing ever since.
LIVE in 10 minutes.
Let him explain.

Youtube, Rumble and X Take your pick!

3 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 0

The Swellington Tonight

🚨 GOING LIVE TONIGHT on YouTube – 10PM PST 🚨
NBA boycott outrage 🔥
A replay so disturbing Joe “felt it move” 😳
A steakhouse ad meltdown 🥩📞
Sandwich or Pornstar?! ($200 gift certificate on the line)
Plus: Greenland, soup, naps, shoes, and total late-night chaos.
This one goes off the rails FAST.
👉 Set your reminder & get in the chat.
🔴 LIVE at 10PM PST
#LiveComedy #NBAControversy #LateNightYouTube #ComedyShow

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

The Swellington Tonight

1/14 Tonight
F#K IT we will be live

Steve Branson sues Trump for $215M 💸
Wild Man Sasser calls in 📞
Crazy Bum or Politician 🤯
Couples coffin deal ⚰️
Tight pants, bidets, pajamas…
And yes — the Penis Pocket.

#Comedy #Satire #LiveShow #Clips #WTF

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

The Swellington Tonight

Season 2 Premiere Tomorrow 1/07
Featuring:
Three Time world Expeller Amy Lee!
Gorlock the Destroy
Pluto Johnson Alien STD
The Comedy of Dan Hampton

Listen, Watch, Call or Chat!

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

The Swellington Tonight

SEASON FINALE TONIGHT: Slow Down, Light the Tree, Blow It Up

Tonight on The Swellington Tonight: a French holiday rant, a blind uncle walks Norway, a Christmas tree does stand-up, predictions from Olivea Coue the Great, music, readings, explosions, and possibly a pig in a hospital bed.
🎄🥔🐷
Tune in. It’s the finale. C’est fini.

Very special thanks to @pdixon and @CardiffElect for all their help this year!

#SwellingtonTonight #SeasonFinale #LiveTonight #HolidayChaos #CestFini #dabbleverse

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

The Swellington Tonight

Swellington Tonight: America’s Drunkest President, Jim O’Rourke, & a Very Warped Thanksgiving! Tonight at 6PST
Tonight:
🎸 Cardiff Electric and the hottest band in LOLBiz kick us off
🥃 Who is America’s Drunkest President? We finally reveal the truth
🎤 Jim O’Rourke stops by
😂 A fresh batch of stand-up comedy
🍗 KFC proudly (and recklessly) sponsors tonight’s show
📜 William Burroughs delivers his iconic Thanksgiving prayer
🎷 Pat Dixon plays us home
PLUS: Our host unleashes a scorched-earth Thanksgiving monologue—giving thanks to Pilgrims, pioneers, greed-hounds, slavers, railroad builders, mega-church pastors, YouTube maniacs, carnival folk, and everyone who built America with questionable morals and absolute chaos.
A week of gratitude, guilt, glitz, shame, and canned corn.
Stick around for the closing message:
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. and Mrs. Internet… and you, Earl Skakel.

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

The Swellington Tonight

👑 The elections are over, the Royals are raging, and the kids are getting heavier!
Watch S1E9 of The Swellington Tonight — where satire reigns supreme.
🍬 “No candy, no country!” 🍬

🎥 Featuring King Charles, Maxine Dupree & Cardiff Electric Band
#Comedy #Satire #SwellingtonTonight #KingCharles #HalloweenNews

Tune in 11/8!⚡️⚡️For this hot fire🔥🔥

3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

The Swellington Tonight

s1 e2 Great show tonight
A report form MAXINE DUPRAY on location at the big fire
An out of this world interview with Karmax from the Planet Melmak
A moment with our sponsor Wendys
We hear from the hilarious mind of Ralphie May
Then the incredible stylings of Jazz Cat Rock Cats
#patdixon #Ralphiemay #Deng.lizard #Karmax #comedy

4 months ago | [YT] | 0