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Shared January 28, 2026
Elijah Wood turns 45 — and somehow lands in that very specific gay age category:
no longer a twink, not yet a daddy.
From doe-eyed hobbit to indie horror king, Elijah has aged in public without ever quite fitting the boxes we love to argue about. This birthday song isn’t about labels — it’s about that awkward, hilarious, and very familiar in-between phase.
Happy Birthday, Elijah.
You’re still invited.
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