Chaz Thunderbuns

Chaz was once almost an esports prodigy in a game that no longer exists:
“Battle Donkeys 2: Hoof of Destiny”
He lost in the semi-finals due to “controller sabotage” (his words).

Claims he was blacklisted by the “elite gamer illuminati” for being too good.

Now lives in his mom’s basement and streams full-time to “train future gaming champions.”