🌪️💀 WELCOME BACK TO THE VOID 💀🌪️
Hey, I’m ImperviousWater
(yes, the name still makes no sense 💀)
Call me Impervious — shorter, safer, less threatening 🧍‍♂️

🎮🧠 ABOUT ME (PATCH NOTES v2026) 🧠🎮
• Social battery: permanently on 1% 🔋
• Roblox content creator (send help) 🎮💨
• Editing style: “this might work” ✂️💥
• Brain cells: slightly upgraded, still lagging ⏳
• Known for confusion, chaos, and questionable ideas 😵‍💫

🚀✨ 2026 SUB GOALS (POST-10K ARC) ✨🚀
• 15,000 🔓 (warm-up stretch)
• 20,000 🔥 (okay now it’s serious)
• 25,000 😭 (I start doubting reality)
• 50,000 🤯 (I will need to sit down)
• 100,000 🏆 (silver play button speedrun??)

💀 YOU MADE IT AGAIN 💀
Thanks for being here fr 🖤
Take a cookie 🍪
Drink water 💧
Touch grass 🌱
Then ignore that last part and watch another video 😈🎥

(Yes, ChatGPT was once again bullied into adding too many emojis)